I'm still 5! I really am!

I met a whole bunch of people the other day.

Most were younger kuchi rats.

This girl asked how old I am.

"Take a wild guess," I said smugly, having been told that I look like a kid.














"Twenty six."












Double-you-tee-eff.

26 meh?

I look like I'm 26 meh?

Is my night cream not working anymore? Is it time to make an appointment with Rozz's cosmetic surgeon?

Noooooooooooooooooooo.

I was so sure I was only 5.