The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Is so bad it's almost laughable.

You get all this American horror cliches. Like running into abandoned buildings to hide from the chainsaw wielding killer. And running into another abandoned building after miraculously escaping the 5th time.

Slasher movies can be fun. Especially when you're munching on green tea flavored Digestive biscuits.

Oh, and Jessica Biel was annoying. Bleh. I actually liked her before I saw this.

I know I suck as a movie reviewer. But this is so bad, it doesn't even need a review.