Don't you just hate it when

Slowpokes insist on driving in the fast lane?

You order something you've been craving for the longest time and they get it wrong but you're too nice to send it back?

Certain people spend a bit of time in a foreign country and come back with a completely different (and fake) accent?

Some people don't shower before bed?

The word is at the tip of your tongue but you can't spit it out?

The people who cut you off mid sentence are the same people who treat you like an idiot?

You're modest and it gives haters the chance to stomp on your self esteem?

Everything that could possibly go wrong will go wrong in the same day?

You sit down to write and realize you've lost it?

You're uninspired?

People who were once good to you had resorted to smearing shit about you behind your back?

You're rushing to get ready for work on a Monday morning and the stomach decides to act up?

The restaurant is out of your favorite crab after you sit down?

You feel like you're the only one clapping?

The only person you really need to please (but often don't) is yourself?