I HATE YOU AND YOU DESERVE TO DIE

Is it not enough that you still decided to keep my Macbook after my numerous pleas for you to return it to me with a reward?

Is it not enough that there are so many numbers you can call to return the Macbook to me but you chose not to call?

Whoever the fuck you are, veedub, you crossed the line when you kicked me out of my very own Skype account.

Oh, and I bet your stupid black car in the display picture is as ugly as you are.