Saturday, November 21, 2009

A Public Appeal

Dear Mr. Moolah,

It appears to me that you have been elusive of late.

I would like to remind you that you are highly sought after. I have attempted to establish contact with you through various methods but none have proven effective.

As the new fiscal year is approaching, I would like to take this opportunity to make a very public appeal to you to return to yours truly.


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